#TBT to that day @hugson surprised me to go see #Paramore 😊💕 Yay!
Forever and ever amen. 😍 #WCW
I had to stick my head in this because I had to undo 3 tigers mane. 😳 Very scary. Also. this is my favorite animal to food prep for. They never nag/make noises when you’re trying to feed them. They just swim. I’d get a tattoo of you if I had the guts.
Sunday selfie at work. I’m only making a face because I have yet to eat breakfast. 😐 it’s also already 80 degrees in long beach. 😊🔫
"Well I’m gonna see where this takes us." We are lost and singing the BeeGees. 😐 lmao
Happy birthday to my favorite poet, #CharlesBukowski. I’ve been reading your work since I was 17. I’ve had teachers/professors call me a secretive, dirty girl for loving Bukowski. So be it. You inspire me and you make it okay to accept the things that happen, no matter if it’s good or bad. Thank you. “For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can’t readily accept the God formula, the big answers don’t remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command nor faith a dictum. I am my own god. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.” #Hank
SHARRRRK WEEEEEEEK 😊💕
Very grateful to be a derby girl. ☺️ #DerbyPorVida
"I miss dinosaurs."
"Evolution, we’ve talked about this."
"But I miss them.”
"It’s not the same."
"I know. I’m sorry."
"Can I at least make these cassowaries 50 feet tall?"
"Come on, you know that size didn’t work out so well before."
"Six feet, then? And over 100 pounds?"
"Yeah, that sounds better."
"And can I put weird prehistoric crests on their heads?"
"I don’t see why not."
"And can they slash people’s throats with their dagger claws?”
"Sure, pal, if that would make you feel better."
"I think it would. Thanks for understanding."
"You got it, evolution. Anytime."
Anonymous said: you have made me never want to be involved with hockey in any way possible
THE THRILLING SAGA
Fuck yeah George Lopez